Just had this great story fired over to me by Mad Mark’s better half…
We all know a bloke’s tools are sacred, so if you’ve been the victim of light-fingered little shits, then you’ll probably like this.
A garage owner in New Mexico was sick and tired of people breaking into his garage and knicking all of his stuff – so he decided to give his dog a haircut.
He then spread it about that he had just got himself a Mexicon Lion that would attack anyone who tried to break in or climb his fence. Would-be thieves saw the beast from a distance and legged it.

















