RATS! OKAY, you've caught us out. You were wondering how we've managed to make 'Dep-O' look so neat and stylish – and now you know our dirty, guilty secret. Yep, this is where we pile away all our old stuff.

    Still we don't know who was responsible for stashing that nasty old lampshade up here and why is it that attics always seem to have at least one half-empty tea-chest? Actually, thinking about it, when was the last time you saw a tea-chest that wasn't in an attic. Anyway...

    As 'Dep-O' matures this place will get more and more crowded with valuable old keepsakes which we
won't want to have to throw out – well, not until someone starts tutting and complaining about
the state of the place.

    As it stands, we're sorry about the dust and cobwebs – but we will get around to clearing it all out one day. Honest...